Midwestern Robot

Home improvement

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Dave was lying in a dog bed because he wanted to trim the fruit trees. He needed an extension trimmer so he could get to the spindly branches that have shot past the others on their way to the power lines in the sky. So he went to Home Depot. But the only extension trimmers […]

Midwestern Robot

Burn

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 Not pictured: Tree. “Can you believe they cut down that tree?” “I know, it seemed perfectly healthy, didn’t it?” “And why do the signs say Tree trimming when they never trim trees like the one out front with branches that hit passersby in the eye, but they chop down entire other trees just because they […]