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Found.

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When Ruby saw her car again, the first thing she wanted to do was vacuum it. Also scrub and Armor All every surface, “erase the hell out of the bad ju-ju,” she said. But first she had to get it out of the impound lot and back to Wisconsin. The CRV had been found on Medill […]

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Just not the facts, Ma’am

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Cuz got her purse stolen yesterday. While she was at the park swimming, someone busted a window in her car and grabbed it. You might think it’s weird to leave your purse in the car, but if you’ve ever swum at a park district pool you know there’s nowhere safe to keep it inside. Anyway, […]

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Mystery!

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Last night I ran into a friend in front of her condo building. She pointed to an area beside the entrance and said, “Our plants have been stolen.” “Stolen!” “Yep. The ones you’re looking at are replacements. The first ones got stolen.” “How? When?” “I don’t know. Everyone’s emailing about it.” Just then another condo […]