–And here we have the Oval Powder Room.
–Skip that, skip it, let’s get to the good stuff.
–This is important. The Oval Powder Room is a secret refuge in times of difficult Oval Office meetings. It comes complete with a Keurig Brewing system, Laz-Z-Boy Recliner…
–The codes. Where’s the codes?
–If I can turn your attention to the built-in hair dryer, this was put in for Kennedy and it has stood the test of time.
–Screw tests, I got stuff to do. I’m very busy.
–Please align with our time-honored system for transferring the mantle of power.
–I don’t need a mantle, I got my mandate.
–Forty-six to forty-eight, I mean, hardly a mandate.
–You libeling me?
–I’m saying, if you consider the popular vote…
–‘Cause I’ll sue you right now. Don’t think I won’t. I’m a firecracker.
–I’m president, right? I get that code. It comes included.
–You are correct.
–You are in the right.
–We’re gonna get along fine, you do what I say.
–Okay then. Do you have a pen?
–I’ll remember it. I have an excellent memory. Very smart.
–Very well. It’s m-y password.
–My password? That’s it?
–My password, my password, that’s easy, I got that memorized already.
–You are a marvel.