I saw the woodcarver at the park, walking with Mr. Wu and their dogs. They were so far away that when I waved and they didn’t wave back, I figured they just didn’t see me.
I walked a little further, then turned to call Django and leash her up. I noticed that the woodcarver seemed to be staring at me, which was silly because they were so far away. But there was something purposeful about his walk. And I had no reason to avoid them, I reasoned. I’d done my homework at last. So instead of leashing Django up I threw the ball in their direction, and she bounded for it.
As she neared the two dogs, Django lost interest in the ball. Her run drifted into a walk, and then she just stood, as if she had no idea what she was doing there.
“Get the ball, Django,” I called.
She looked at me blankly.
“The ball! The ball!”
She trotted away, in the general direction of the two dogs, while also managing to ignore them completely. I walked back to pick up the ball myself, just as the two men neared.
“Hi!” I called.
The woodcarver was still staring, a fierce smile on his face. “So you changed your mind.”
“About the carving, you changed your mind.”
“No! I did it! I went to your site.”
“I did. You wrote me back!”
“No, I don’t go near that. It must have been my son.”
“Well then, he wrote me, a profile shot and a closeup.”
“Yeah, well, I had a little time before.”
“Oh yeah, well, I guess I missed Christmas, ha ha.”
He wasn’t smiling anymore. Suddenly I realized that when I ran into him last week and asked about carvings of dogs, and also asked how long it takes, and come to think of it also asked if there was any chance of getting one by Christmas, and that’s right also said I’d go to his site, that, well, he took me seriously. Suddenly I felt like one of those flakes who do the sort of thing I’d just done.
Mr. Wu smiled at us, hands clasped behind his back. I said, “Sorry, I… the holidays… maybe I could shoot for a Valentines present?”
The woodcarver said, “After I make it, if you don’t like it you don’t have to buy it.”
“Oh.” I wanted to say, I’m sure I’ll like it, but somehow that felt like an insult to his process. I offered, “I have another friend who might want one.”
“Get yours first and if they like it they can get one.”
“But we’re going to do a photo shoot.”
“A shot just like that would be perfect.” Django was standing absolutely still, in profile. She and the woodcarver looked like they expected me to whip out a camera.
Mr. Wu said, “That dog has very unusual spots.” He said this like he’d never seen her before, though I’ve run into him at the park at least twice a week for the past six or seven years. At first I’d see him standing alone, dogless, east of the path, examining some detail of a tree. Hands clasped behind him, head slightly cocked, as if some leaf or bit of bark was refusing to be categorized. Then he got a dog and started walking with the woodcarver, or the guy with the unpredictable Golden.
Django stopped posing and wandered off to look for her ball, which was now back in my pocket. Mr. Wu added, “She looks like an African wild dog.”
“Does she?” I said, which I always say, although I’ve already compared her to photos of African wild dogs online and reached the same conclusion.
I said, “I’ll get you the pictures.” The woodcarver looked skeptical, which was understandable. He and Mr. Wu continued walking, and I decided to do another lap in the opposite direction.
4 thoughts on “No direction home”
sniff sniff … i feel like my whole life is like the woodcarver’s….
you are hilarious…and i guess we need to get those pictures of your african wild dog and my muppet asap. 🙂
Better get those spots checked out.
Django’s not selling any alibis.